It was a whopper....

A couple of years ago, Blaze came running in to the living room after using the restroom. He exclaimed "DAD! You have to see the size of this turd! It's huge! I saved it for you!". Being a good dad, I walked in and checked it out. It was indeed huge, like the size of a baby's arm. I said "yep, that's a big one son". He said "yeah dad! Take a picture of it with your phone!". Which I did. And still have. It wasn't until months later that I realized there was absolutely no toilet paper in the bowl with it. Blaze was so excited he didn't bother to wipe.